By Polly “AVALANCHE” Hughes
Let me tell you something brother. I was riding my motorized cart across the coast man and I began to see what TNA was throwing down. Tomorrow, TNA IMPACT has some barn-burners and they are not holding back. There is no doubt that BOUND FOR GLORY will be a topic of discussion man, as they prepare for the October 2nd PPV event. Bobby Lashley, the defending champion, will face the muscle-bound, EC3, for all the marbles. These two big men threw down at their press conference and Lashley put the hurt on EC3. Lashley has that MMA experience and y’all know that these guys kick ass in pro-wrestling….but it don’t always work that well the other way around. CM Punk, ya feel me? YA HEARD.
My man, “The Miracle Man” Mike Bennett and his chick, Maria, will be focusing on the upcoming matches they have in line. Bennett must face Moose and we should see big Moose come on down to take care of business tomorrow as Maria finds out who will challenge her for the knockout title. I like Moose.
The Grand Champion tournament continues with Eddie Edwards against the dancing machine, Shera. Shera? I hardly knew her. YA HEARD. This is a pick’em match and anyone can win, but Edwards seems like the likely winner. Shera is the better dancer though. We will also see Aaron Rex in his debut and it’s about time. The guy needs a manager. He is not very good on the mic. All he has is “princess” and then a bunch of bullshit. Get this guy a manager or pass me the pillow. ZZZZZZZZ. He’ll win no matter who they pit him against and he will probably take home the tournament. I would bet Hulk Hogan’s sex tape on it.
Rockstar Spud is in an empty arena match with no turnbuckles against Braxton Sutter. These two boys have had brutal wars, but I’m hoping that the great Rockstar Spud takes his one home. Sutter is a big guy, but Spud is the star and is funny as hell. I hope he somehow wins this one, but I make it unlikely. Perhaps they will give him some time off after this defeat.
The main event of his show is the conclusion of what happened at the Hardy compound. No, not the Wyatt compound. They Wyatts and Vince McMahon need to sit on it sideways and then eat it. Broken Matt Hardy is bringing back wrestling the right way and these goofs are trying to steal his mojo. The Wyatts are not the answer and copying the compound idea wasn’t the answer either. WWE…get a clue! It’s no wonder why people are sick of it. I’d rather watch Hulk Hogan’s sex tape with Brutus Beefcake…if it exists. Didn’t something happen with those two? I remember hearing about that. I never got closure brother.
Delete or Decay? This has been an all out war with Broken Matt and Brother Nero taking on the trio of Decay with a lot on the line. Senor Benjamin was kidnapped and Decay stole a vehicle and left a guy with his pants around his ankles. I can only imagine what happened there man. Whatever the case, we get the conclusion of this war and it should be a war to remember. This Delete or Decay war has returned the sport to its rightful place. I’m really enjoying this feud and let’s hope that Matt remains broken for a long time to come.
Tomorrow’s IMPACT should be a lot of fun as we inch closer to BOUND FOR GLORY brother.
