By Polly “The Real News” Hughes
Mr. Bean, my dear friend, did NOT commit suicide as some of these jokers have said. You don’t like his big bean? How about a can of beans shoved up your asses! Rowan, my dear, Rowan, caught up with me and said “Polly, they hurt me! They hurt me bad. Make them pay! Make them pay!” (Note: Not actual quote) I’ll make them pay alright. I’m putting y’all on notice.
So for all you Mr. Bean haters out there, you’d better stop putting him on blast or this big bad bitch will come knocking!
