By Polly Hughes
I was trying to enjoy my Fourth of July celebration in the best country in the world and I heard the news that my friend, Jim Carrey, died. Well, well, well, the Big P is here to tell y’all that this is an internet lie and Carrey is still with us.
If I find the pecker head that is spreading this shit, I’m going to get my trusty foot long double dong and make it so they can’t sit down for a week. Jim Carrey, I got your back my friend. These LIAR LIARS aren’t going to make you look DUMB AND DUMBER with this ridiculous (TRUMAN) SHOW of idiocy!
