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By Melissa Antoinette Garza I want a book co-written by the Devil so I can attain immortality! That has A Missy written all over it, as does the movie THE NINTH GATE (1999). Shockingly, I never saw this flick. It snuck past my radar the first time around and […]
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Poltergeist III (1988) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I love this movie. I know it has some problems. Hell, the entire ending was changed and scrapped because of the fatal illness that overtook child actress Heather O’Rourke. May that princess forever rest in peace. She was a phenomenal actress that was taken […]
Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986) – Craig T. Nelson, JoBeth Williams, Heather O’Rourke, Oliver Robbins, Julian Beck
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I love the three POLTERGEIST movies from the original series. Admittedly, the first is the best, but I personally find the highest level of enjoyment from the third. I love horror movies with mirrors. That said, the second sits with me the most, and that’s because […]
Ready or Not (2019) – Horror Movie Review (Samara Weaving, Mark O’Brien, Adam Brody)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza For my 40th birthday, I went to see READY OR NOT (2019). I was pretty fucking drunk. I hit this Mexican spot called Frontera Grill, had some margaritas and then I was off to the show! I was really looking forward to this flick and feared […]
Invader ZIM: Enter the Florpus (2019) – Netflix Cartoon Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I love INVADER ZIM (2001). It’s such an amazing show! It’s hilarious and ridiculous and insane. I hated when it ended. It was one of the few things on TV that I really connected with in the last twenty years. I still watch it and […]
The Curse of La Llorona (2019) Horror Movie Review (Linda Cardellini, Marisol Ramirez)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Well, that fucking sucked! Why did that suck so bad? I didn’t expect much. I thought it’d be mediocre. I was hoping it’d be okay, but damn was that awful! Poor Linda Cardellini! When you use your range as an actress more in the […]
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019) – Horror Movie Review (Zoe Margaret Colletti, Gabriel Rush, Austin Zajur, Michael Garza)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Like a bunch of kids, I read the Scary Stories book series as a kid. Oh yes! I was a badass. I read R.L. Stine’s Fear Street and Christopher Pike. Hell, I was hanging with Stephen King and Clive Barker novels when I was a baby […]
Once Upon a Time…in Hollywood (2019) – Movie Review (Quentin Tarantino, Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt, Margot Robbie)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Today, I hung out with my best friend of 18 years. We’ve been chilling ever since we worked at Blockbuster, back in the day. Our equally stellar taste in films, music, art and our similar levels of insanity bonded us in an eternal friendship. She truly […]
Waltz With Bashir (2008) – Animated Film Review (Ari Folman, Ron Ben-Yishai, Ronny Dayag)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza The animated Israeli semi-documentary film WALTZ WITH BASHIR (2008) opens with a pack of angry dogs with yellow eyes running down a street littered with trash. Like their eyes, the sky is bright yellow. It’s not the sun that makes it that color, though. It’s something […]
After Midnight (1989) – Horror Anthology Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza After Midnight, Missy is gonna let it all hang out! WOOT WOOT. Imma love me some Eric Clapton. I also love me some horror anthologies and the 1989 flick AFTER MIDNIGHT is no exception to that rule. It’s unique, insane fun and keeps the stories […]
In Her Skin (2009) Movie Review (Ruth Bradley, Kate Bell, Sam Neill, Guy Pearce, Miranda Otto)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza IN HER SKIN (2009) is an Australian thriller put out by IFC films. I hadn’t heard of it and the DVD was a library find. It looked interesting enough and had RAWR RAWR Sam Neill in it, so I decided to give it a go. […]
The Brood (1979) – Horror Movie Review (Oliver Reed, Samantha Eggar, Art Hindle)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza THE BROOD (1979) stars Oliver Reed. I love Oliver Reed. If he’s in a movie, I love it. He was just beyond fabulous. If ever a man embodied charisma, confidence, charm and captivating magnetism it was Reed. He just had it all. RAWR RAWR Reed – […]